Kung Fu Girl Wuxia Comedy

English prompt

30-second comedic wuxia action sequence, 16:9. Main Subject: Use the reference image for her exact face, identity, hairstyle, body proportions, and outfit. Keep her appearance consistent throughout. She is completely calm and deadpan while everyone around her is exaggerated and chaotic. Style: Bright oversaturated daylight, rundown tenement courtyard, cinematic wuxia comedy, exaggerated wire-fu physics, dramatic slow motion, dust, debris, comedic impacts, ragdoll motion, absurd tension. No gore or realistic injury. Fast comedic pacing. Sequence 0–1s: She stands calmly in a rundown courtyard. Thugs swagger in with exaggerated slow-motion confidence, dust and papers blowing dramatically. 1–3s: Lead thug cracks his knuckles theatrically. She sighs, unimpressed, and rolls up her sleeves. 3–6s: The gang charges. She effortlessly sidesteps the first attacker into a wall, flicks another away with an invisible force, then catches a third attack between two fingers and casually throws him into barrels. 6–10s: More thugs rush her. She launches into exaggerated wire-fu, leaping high and spinning through the air, kicking multiple attackers away simultaneously. She lands perfectly, completely unbothered. 10–13s: A thug jumps from a rooftop toward her. She casually steps aside, causing him to crash into the ground. Close-up: she raises one eyebrow. 13–16s: Several thugs charge together. She delivers one open-palm strike, creating an exaggerated visible shockwave that sends the entire group flying backward. 16–19s: The lead thug remains. Terrified, he dramatically reveals a weapon and charges. She catches it between two fingers and effortlessly bends it into a pretzel, tossing it aside. 19–22s: He trembles, backs away, then runs off in exaggerated fast motion. She takes one step forward with a ridiculous ground-cracking effect. 22–25s: Wide shot: defeated thugs scattered around the courtyard in comedic poses. She calmly dusts off her sleeves and walks past them. 25–28s: Residents peek from windows and doorways in amazement. A child starts clapping, followed by the whole neighborhood. 28–30s: She gives a small modest bow, then walks away from the wrecked courtyard in exaggerated heroic slow motion. Freeze-frame-style comedic wuxia ending. Audio: Exaggerated martial-arts impacts, whooshes, crashes and comedic timing. No gore. Keep the tone playful and absurd rather than violent.