Kung Fu vs. Street Fighter Comedy Duel

English prompt

(0-4s) Wide shot of the duel arena — the musculer man and the old kung fu master face off, crowd murmuring in anticipation. Referee raises hand and starts counting down: eng::**"3... 2... 1..."**. (4-7s) Referee shouts "Go!" / gives the start signal. The kung fu master bows slightly. (7-9s) Right as the master bows, the musculer man swings his leg and kicks him straight in the head. The master collapses. The entire crowd gasps in shock, frozen in disbelief. (11-15s) The musculer man English: "I thought the fight started, why is this old man bowing?"